Amongst our esteemed clients is a cardboard trader who had been experiencing the serious problem of pilfered stock. We are proud to announce that not a single sheet of this valuable resource has been stolen since he hired Kenthouse. We are on top of it.
Don’t worry ladies, Kenthouse Security is an Equal Sleepatunities Employer!
For larger properties we would strongly suggest you have two Kenthouse Security guards to increase your total cash outlay and improve the chances of at least one of them getting a full twelve hour kip in.
At Kenthouse Security here in Ghana we take our job of protecting you, your family and your possessions VERY seriously.
As you will undoubtedly understand, it is extremely difficult to stay awake, especially after we have been on duty for more than ten minutes, so we have devised a brand new proprietary security system that perfectly combines sleeping, deserting our posts and making false promises to give you the peace of mind you deserve for choosing us.