Kenthouse Security Ghana

Some clients should be ashamed of themselves for supplying...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:35:50 +0000

Some clients should be ashamed of themselves for supplying chairs for their security guards with such poor head support.

The Kenthouse Security Guarantee: We snooze, you lose.

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 09:26:05 +0000

The Kenthouse Security Guarantee: We snooze, you lose.

As well as security services, our guards also act as fly...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:04:45 +0000

As well as security services, our guards also act as fly catching devices.

Eyes Wide Shut If we issued these eye masks to our security...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:58:20 +0000

Eyes Wide Shut

If we issued these eye masks to our security guards (they’re cheaper than the cashmere ones) would you think they were:

a) Asleep

b) Asleep

c) Asleep

d) Possessed (and asleep)?

At Kenthouse Security Ghana, we like to make the most of every...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:44:50 +0000

At Kenthouse Security Ghana, we like to make the most of every opportunity. When a paying client gave this Kenthouse Security guard the chance of gainful employment he made sure he got both feet in the door.

People are our greatest asset. This is the face of Kenthouse...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:33:38 +0000

People are our greatest asset. This is the face of Kenthouse Security Ghana.

From our website:

Why should I choose Kenthouse Security over all the other security companies?

It is simple. We believe we are the best choice. We commit all our resources both human and material to ensure customer satisfaction. We have quality assurance unit which usually monitors and evaluate our guard’s performance against bench marks or standards set. The greatest assets we have are our employees and we train and retrain them to meet the highest standards. Our reward or compensation package for our guards are above industry average.

Amongst our esteemed clients is a cardboard trader who had been...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:03:48 +0000

Amongst our esteemed clients is a cardboard trader who had been experiencing the serious problem of pilfered stock. We are proud to announce that not a single sheet of this valuable resource has been stolen since he hired Kenthouse. We are on top of it.

Perfect for slipping over our jimmy jams if someone should come...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:44:28 +0000

Perfect for slipping over our jimmy jams if someone should come a knocking.

In addition to our uniformed security guards, we also have...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:09:45 +0000

In addition to our uniformed security guards, we also have undercover officers snoozing around the clock for your convenience.

"“To sleep, perchance to dream- ay, that’s the job.” Hamlet(ish) (III, i, 65-68)"

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:03:26 +0000

“

“To sleep, perchance to dream-
ay, that’s the job.”

Hamlet(ish) (III, i, 65-68)

”

Don’t worry ladies, Kenthouse Security is an Equal...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:51:00 +0000

Don’t worry ladies, Kenthouse Security is an Equal Sleepatunities Employer!

For the security guard who has everything...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:24:33 +0000

http://www.happyboxlondon.com/acatalog/bamford_cashmere_eye_mask.html

We joined Twitter!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:13:00 +0000

You can follow us at https://www.twitter.com/#!/GhanaSecurity We can promise it will be full of Zzzzzzzzz…

For larger properties we would strongly suggest you have two...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:35:17 +0000

For larger properties we would strongly suggest you have two Kenthouse Security guards to increase your total cash outlay and improve the chances of at least one of them getting a full twelve hour kip in.

We love this site!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:28:00 +0000

We love this site!

"Company Motto: “I’m very sorry, it won’t happen again"

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:40:00 +0000

“Company Motto: “I’m very sorry, it won’t happen again””

At Kenthouse Security here in Ghana we take our job of...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:08:50 +0000

At Kenthouse Security here in Ghana we take our job of protecting you, your family and your possessions VERY seriously.

As you will undoubtedly understand, it is extremely difficult to stay awake, especially after we have been on duty for more than ten minutes, so we have devised a brand new proprietary security system that perfectly combines sleeping, deserting our posts and making false promises to give you the peace of mind you deserve for choosing us.